Happy 4/20 for those who partake

Okay so it’s 4/20, everyone’s lighting up, the internet smells like weed through the screen, and my inbox is doing that thing where people assume I’m automatically partaking just because it’s a “holiday.” Which is honestly kinda funny, because if you actually know me, you know my real vices are way more basic and way more caffeinated. Like… wine, hookah, and an emotionally committed relationship with coffee. So before anyone starts handing me lighters and gummies, let’s just clear the air real quick. 😌☕🍷

BudzIzThugLife1997 asked:

Happy 4/20, Tracy! You tokin?

I answered:

Nah. Never enjoyed drugs of any kind, except a brief brush with opium that we won’t get into. Now I only drink wine and scotch and COFFEE! I love coffee, don’t you love coffee? Talking about it is making me want it, I’m gonna go get some more right now!