Tag: illustration

  • Gruss vom Krampus!

    Gruss vom Krampus!

    Gruss vom Krampus! Aaaahahahaha, you guys, I love messing with Nikola. He acts all big and bad with his drug habit and his street smarts, but he’s a total mush. At holiday time he just wants to get dressed up as an elf and drink eggnog and decorate the Christmas tree. I think it’s great…

  • My current diet… Pizza

    My current diet… Pizza

    My diet right now consists of coffee, red wine, whiskey, and pizza. LOTS of peetzaaahhh. I just love it, don’t you? All 4 basic food groups with each bite! I’ve taken a lot of bites! I’m either going to get tremendously overweight, which could be awesome, or I’ll develop an ulcer and everything will spill…

  • Peace out, 2011!

    Peace out, 2011!

    Another year, another 2.5 million fans! 2011 is almost over and I must admit I’m not too sad to say PEACE OUT! I had some great moments this year–filmed some hot scenes with some cool people. Spent lots of time at home with my robot friend. Made lots of new friends! And I mean actually…

  • Yellow Fever: a rebuttal

    Yellow Fever: a rebuttal

    Okay, so apparently Yellow Fever is a thing people think itโ€™s fine to say to me. Itโ€™s not flattering, itโ€™s not clever, and itโ€™s definitely not a compliment. โ€œYellow Feverโ€ isnโ€™t about attraction, itโ€™s about reduction, and Iโ€™m not here to be flattened into somebody elseโ€™s lazy fantasy. I donโ€™t usually stop to address comments…